Wading among this blog’s moderation queue, I found that someone’s spam comment generator malfunctioned – instead of the intended randomized comment it posted the template… So here is the template for the curious – rather primitive… I expected proper spammers to use some Markov chains generator and I got this. I’m offended to receive comment spam from such unsophisticated people.

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